So this week, being week 15 of Shop D&D, some players confronted me, saying they had been reading the blog. (Okay, ATM, they’re probably the only ones reading the blog- other than random bored people from Twitter) It was a weird feeling, that people had read what I had written, that things I used to say “Oh, I wrote about this thing I want to tell you” is now replyed with a “I know, I read it.” Its not a bad odd, but it is an odd. My fledgling popularity does not keep me from making mistakes, however! On to what you came here for!
Other Articles in this Series
- What I Did Wrong at D&D: Adventurer's League Ep 2 (May 5, 2017)
- What I did Wrong at D&D Adventurer's League Episode 1 (May 1, 2017)
- What I did Wrong at D&D: Family Edition Ep 6 (April 22, 2017)
- What I Did Wrong at D&D: Family Edition Ep 5 (April 8, 2017)
- What I Did Wrong at D&D, Family Edition: Ep 4 (March 29, 2017)
- What I Did Wrong at D&D, Family Edition: Ep 3 (March 21, 2017)
- What I Did Wrong at D&D, Family Edition: Ep2 (March 11, 2017)
- What I did wrong at D&D: Family Edition Ep 1 (March 3, 2017)
- What I Did Wrong at D&D August 18th, 2016 (August 21, 2016)
- What I Did Wrong at D&D August 10th, 2016 (August 17, 2016)
- What I Did Wrong At D&D: August 3, 2016 (August 6, 2016)
- What I Did Wrong at D&D: July 27, 2016 (August 3, 2016)
- What I did Wrong At D&D: July 20th 2016 (July 26, 2016)
- What I Did Wrong at D&D July 6, 2016 (July 13, 2016)
- What I Did Wrong at D&D: June 29th, 2016 (July 4, 2016)
- What I Did Wrong At D&D: June 22nd, 2016 (June 24, 2016)
- What I Did Wrong at D&D: March 9th, 2016 (June 22, 2016)
- What I Did Wrong at D&D: March 2nd, 2016 (June 22, 2016)
- What I Did Wrong at D&D: February 24th, 2016 (June 22, 2016)
- What I Did Wrong at D&D: February 17th, 2016 (June 22, 2016)
- What I Did Wrong at D&D: June 15th, 2016 (June 16, 2016)
- What I did Wrong at D&D: June 8, 2016 (June 9, 2016)
- What I Did Wrong at D&D: June 1, 2016 (June 1, 2016)
- What I Did Wrong at D&D: May 18, 2016 (May 21, 2016)
- What I did wrong at D&D: May 11 2016 (May 11, 2016)
Okay, you may have felt a dissonant transition there, but it’s good, I swear. And joining Pintrest is not a mistake. If it was, it’d be in bold. Tht’s how this format works. I had started looking for maps of D&D mansions with a google search, but it was returning a lot of Pintrest results. So I signed up and got lost in a new social media interface. It is seriously different than anything I’m used to. I still have no idea what I’m doing with it. But after messing around for a bit, I entered the magic combination of code words to give me pages and pages of maps. And I scrolled through until I found one I liked. And once I found one, Pintrest had this convenient “go to source” button, which is a crazy thing that I found refreshing.
All of that led me to Mike Schley, a map maker who’s work I know I’ve seen before. He had a map that was really close to what I was looking for. And, since it was payday, I decided to do the civil thing and buy the file, instead of doing some crappy piracy. Cost me $3.50. since I needed both the upper and lower. And I intend to run something on this map again. I may even get a large version printed. Other than the meteor strike that was drawn in for the Dungeon Magazine adventure it was written for and the tower I didn’t really want to deal with, it was exactly what I needed.
So, being no stranger to cleaning up images, I loaded the GIMP and went to work. I knew I’d be hitting it on my Black and White printer, so I needed to do a lot of work cleaning it up. I did that work, once upon a time, frick, 3 years ago? right when 5e came out, where I traced everything from a PDF and re-inked it and it was hours of work. Today, I did a posterize(16), Threshhold(100) and it was suddenly in black and white. So, First mistake is actually an accusing finger pointing at Past Matt, who spent a lot longer than he should have redrawing maps. Srsly. Dang guy. Use tools properly and things become easy! But anyway, now that it was in B&W I cleared up some lines and notes written on the map and, printed a copy for the players and one for me, and headed to D&D, scribbling notes on my copy.
The second thing I did wrong is NOT having too many players. It is a lamentable state, but it is something that I need to figure out. Am I doing it wrong by having 10 people at the table? Yeah, probably. But I don’t know what I want to do with it. Actually, I have an idea, but I’m not sure if I want to go down that road exactly. I have about 2 weeks to figure it all out.
What I did do wrong was Second: I tried to have a brainstorm session with 10 players. Acquisitions Incorporated just had a video with a 30 min planning session, where they discussed a variety of plans, picked a solid one, hammered out details, etc. It looked like a lot of fun to run and play in, so that’s what I tried to do. It did not go well. We spent probably 2 hours on coming up with the plan. A lot of it was scouting. I think a lot of this mistake is how I would have done it differently as a player than my party did. Not that they did anything wrong, but in the end, I had to cut out free form talk and Third: Moderate discussion at a large table. I should have realized it earlier, but people from the far sides of the table couldn’t hear each other. I don’t really plan to put the table in that situation again, but, if a similar situation occurs, I will shut it down a lot faster.
I learned things about running a heist which I think were useful, however, and if I ever get the chance to run a small group again, we’ll be doing it, mark my words.
Finally, the last thing I learned was to Popcorn Initiative by Party split. Man, that sentence looks like it means nothing to an outsider. I’m tempted to leave it exactly like that and ask for people in comments to tell me what it means, but I so rarely get commenters, I’d probably leave it blank, forget what had happened and be super embarrassed that I couldn’t explain what I meant when someone asked about it years later. It’s happened before.
So the party’s final plan was something along the lines of a multi-pronged attack. Group A would be a loud distraction by the main gate. Group B would do a blitzkrieg for the throne room. Group C split off of Group B (and a bit from A) to go treasure seeking. And when popcorn Init was going off, it was more confusing than ever. So next time, guys in Group A will only be allowed to pick from Group A, until they have exhausted their team, then they can pick the next group. I might even let them pick from Fight A, if they want to do clever waiting for mobs or something. But jumping from group to group was really hard. So I’ll run that different, next time.
That’s it for this week! My planning next week is a lot simpler, as I pretty much just get to put treasure on the map I prepped for this week. And, of course, work on other projects like TSI and such. And get back to comics. So while my D&D effort is light, I have a lot of other crap on my plate. But that’s neither here nor there. See you next week!
Addendum: I totally forgot another thing! In my plan handed down from the NPCs, I had included the item “Make sure people see you as the Blue Fox” in the mission assignment briefing. This cause complications that made things take too long and too much player thought cycles. So if I had to do it again, I’d give them a standard to place or something.